So, when we last left off, Phoenix was rambling on about Mia scolding him in a different way. I'll bet it doesn't involve sex in any way!
Her anger could be construed as "considerable"? Phoenix is FUCKED!
Ah, I was wondering when the obligatory fan characters would appear.
Jesus christ the nipples look like little red sombreros from this angle.
The courtroom scene lasted all of a minute, so yes I did forget you.
Wait, I thought she could only summon the spirits of dead people... WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THE PROSECUTOR AND IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN MAKE HER MORE DEAD
Again, the fact that he cries "Jesus" is reason to believe that someone actually sat down and translated this. I hope this was a deliberate attempt to make it look half-assed, and that the poor guy didn't slog away for weeks, ending up with "It is the person who is your weak point."
A small office becomes me, these clothes become you. I bet the plot twist is that we are all Transformers, except we transform back into pretty mundane objects rather than tanks or trucks or jeeps or whatever.
"It's all I had to wear, I swear to god!"
You're standing there with little more than a square inch of fabric covering you and you're telling me I'M EASY?
That's a pretty good pickup line, actually.
Onan (?????? "Strong", Standard Hebrew Onan, Tiberian Hebrew ?Ônan) is a person described in the book of Genesis in the Hebrew Bible. The word onanism, an older term for masturbation, derives from his name because of one interpretation of his actions in the Bible.
huff-puff-choo-choo-the-train-to-glastonbury-is-now-departing-huff-puff-choo-choo
Oh babe, talk dirty to me about my pecker.
What dripped slaver? WHAT DRIPPED SLAVER, GODDAMNIT - ANSWER ME!
And for my next trick... I SHALL BLOW MY WAD NOT A SECOND LATER! FWOOSH! BAM!
Just say what comes to mind, Phoenix. What kind of erotic sound effect is "huff-n-puff-n"? Personally, I think "whoosh" is woefully underused.
Note that the ejaculation animation doesn't stop until you progress a few lines of dialogue later. That's not the best image of it, but I'll be damned if I'm sticking around to get a good shot of Phoenix Wright ejaculating. Aha, I didn't even think of that pun.
FUN FACT : The blue whale ejaculates about 400 gallons of semen. Phoenix ejaculates infinity + 1 gallons.
A true American hero in all aspects, Phoenix requires absolutely no time to recharge between orgasms. I'm honestly not suprised.
BLAST OFF TO SLIMY BREAST ONANISM, NICK! WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Oh whatever shall I do with all this much milk cream?!!?
Now I have heard a fair few passionate cries in my lifetime, but I'm going to be honest. I have never made a woman cry out "A large quantity of milk was scattered in spite of the third!"
Juice hangs down from a cock
The girl looks on, wistfully
Staring past the gallons of semen at a wish forever out of reach
Oh christ, there's a lot of people who like to think that Edgeworth was gay, but I'm pretty sure a little Phoenix-on-Butz action would make anyone's eyes pop out and run away.
First, he calls out a guy's name. Then, a dead girl's name. Ouch, Mia. Ouch.
You'ld think that by now, even the mighty Phoenix's tank would runneth dry.
Oh snaaap, Wright. ;-*
She's pretty much babbling nonsense now, but I think she might mean penetration.
Christ, I think by now Phoenix is shrivelling up and just wants to die already.
Well there goes my idea of putting my woody on the witness stand. Thanks a lot, you jerk.
A case? What case? Boy howdy, it'ld be a fantastic coincidence if it was this case!
Well said.
Erm, just because Mia said that you can't show your dick doesn't mean that you can be a dick.
(That says Guilty.)